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Bring the original Boondock Saints to a theater near you

Posted by JoAnn on December 16, 2009

There’s an effort under way to return the original Boondock Saints to the big screen for a special 10th anniversary event around St. Patrick’s Day. If you’d like to see it in a theater near you, click on the “Demand It” link below. 

Demand The Original Boondock Saints 10th Anniversary Celebration in Miami!

The Original Boondock Saints 10th Anniversary Celebration in Miami - Learn more about this Eventful DemandView all Miami events on Eventful 


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Vote for Oedipus

Posted by JoAnn on November 16, 2009

Click here to vote for Oedipus on Brickfish

Just click on the link and vote. It’s that simple.

Thanks!

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Conversation with a 5-Year-Old

Posted by JoAnn on July 9, 2009

I took Oedipus the pug to the park today. There were a variety of dogs there with their owners: a jack russell, cocker spaniel, lab/pitbull mix puppy, poodle, another pug and a few mutts. There was also a little 5-year-old girl who hangs out at the park with her grandpa every now and then to play with all the dogs.

The following is a conversation that took place between me and that little girl today.

Girl:  I have a game on Nintendo DS where I take care of dogs.

Me:  How many dogs do you take care of?

Girl:  Do you know Chloe?

Me:  Who’s Chloe?

Girl:  Chloe is Paco’s girlfriend.

Me:  Who’s Paco?

Girl:  Paco is Chloe’s boyfriend.

Me:  But who’s Chloe?

Girl:  Chloe is Paco’s girlfriend.

*I scratch my head as I can see where this is going*

Me:  So who is Paco?

*Little girl throws hands on hips in frustration*

Girl:  Paco is Chloe’s boyrfriend! I already told you!

Me:  But who is Chloe?

Girl:  She’s Paco’s girlfriend!

Me:  Is Chloe a dog?

Girl:  Yes!

Me:  On your Nintendo DS?

Girl:  Of Course.

Me:  Got it.

I love the logic and line of thought of a 5-Year-Old mind.

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The 3 Wolf T-Shirt – 10 Facts You Didn’t Know

Posted by JoAnn on May 22, 2009

There’s a new retail phenomenon taking the Web by storm and it’s called the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, as seen on Amazon.com.

In case you’re living under a rock, let me help bring you up to speed. Below are three key links. Pay particular attention to the product reviews page.

The 3 Wolf T-Shirt Product Listing on Amazon


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Customer Product Reviews of the 3 Wolf T-Shirt on Amazon,

A Story about the 3 Wolf T-Shirt in the Washington Post

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This amazing piece of textile craftsmanship is taking the fashion world by storm. But here are 10 facts most people don’t know about the 3 Wolf T-Shirt:

1. It was invented by Tim Tebow 41GlByFzNgL._SS500_

2. Pilot Chelsey Sullenberger was wearing the 3 Wolf T-Shirt under his uniform when he landed that plane in the Hudson.

3. When referring to the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, you must always capitalize the “W” in Wolf.

4. A-Rod never really doped up. It’s just that he often wears his 3 Wolf T-shirt and the sheer power exudes a steroid-like quality that causes false positives in random drug tests.

5. Bea Arthur was buried in her 3 Wolf T-Shirt, may she rest in peace.

6. When Tim Tebow was inventing the shirt, he almost went with 3 angry wombats. At the last minute, he thought “No. It should be 3 Wolves.”  He chose wisely.

7. China is now making all of its giant pandas don the 3 Wolf T-Shirt in hopes it will increase the chances of mating the endangered animals.

8. Tim Tebow once considered making the 3 Wolf T-Shirt a sleeveless muscle shirt, but then realized that would be overkill.

9. Dick Cheney is anti-the 3 Wolf T-Shirt.

10. If you chest bump someone while both wearing the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, it will give you the ability to fly, but only briefly.

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