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The 3 Wolf T-Shirt – 10 Facts You Didn’t Know

Posted by JoAnn on May 22, 2009

There’s a new retail phenomenon taking the Web by storm and it’s called the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, as seen on Amazon.com.

In case you’re living under a rock, let me help bring you up to speed. Below are three key links. Pay particular attention to the product reviews page.

The 3 Wolf T-Shirt Product Listing on Amazon


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Customer Product Reviews of the 3 Wolf T-Shirt on Amazon,

A Story about the 3 Wolf T-Shirt in the Washington Post

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This amazing piece of textile craftsmanship is taking the fashion world by storm. But here are 10 facts most people don’t know about the 3 Wolf T-Shirt:

1. It was invented by Tim Tebow 41GlByFzNgL._SS500_

2. Pilot Chelsey Sullenberger was wearing the 3 Wolf T-Shirt under his uniform when he landed that plane in the Hudson.

3. When referring to the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, you must always capitalize the “W” in Wolf.

4. A-Rod never really doped up. It’s just that he often wears his 3 Wolf T-shirt and the sheer power exudes a steroid-like quality that causes false positives in random drug tests.

5. Bea Arthur was buried in her 3 Wolf T-Shirt, may she rest in peace.

6. When Tim Tebow was inventing the shirt, he almost went with 3 angry wombats. At the last minute, he thought “No. It should be 3 Wolves.”  He chose wisely.

7. China is now making all of its giant pandas don the 3 Wolf T-Shirt in hopes it will increase the chances of mating the endangered animals.

8. Tim Tebow once considered making the 3 Wolf T-Shirt a sleeveless muscle shirt, but then realized that would be overkill.

9. Dick Cheney is anti-the 3 Wolf T-Shirt.

10. If you chest bump someone while both wearing the 3 Wolf T-Shirt, it will give you the ability to fly, but only briefly.

5 Responses to “The 3 Wolf T-Shirt – 10 Facts You Didn’t Know”

  1. Thunderbolt said

    I’m thinking of getting a full torso tattoo depicting the 3 Wolf T-shirt. That way when I shower or go swimming I can still be rock’n it.

  2. Thor said

    The shirt that changed my life

  3. Jenna Scarberry said

    Feral practically lives at collegehumor.com. He loves their videos. If you get a chance, check out “In an Apatow World”.

  4. fonz said

    This the link to change the dolphins fight song back

    http://www.changefinssong.com

    Lets get a million people to sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Support the movement!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. pickashirt said

    Pickashirt.com’s objective is to offer you a quality custom hand tailored shirt to your measurements and your designs that is affordable and painless to order.
    http://www.pickashirt.com

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